After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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