I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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