i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I need a beard to bite.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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