Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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