Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize