Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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