S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Too much gin, very little bucket
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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