ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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