well you can't waste a boner
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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