Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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