Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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