he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
only you would photoshop your dick
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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