They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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