Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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