Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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