Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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