You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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