Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
Randomize
