Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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