Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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