So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
