okay pat passed out under dana's car
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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