the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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