Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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