Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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