how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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