So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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