I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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