just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
