He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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