No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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