The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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