Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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