so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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