Porn is love you can see.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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