HIV tests are more positive than that guy
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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