I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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