My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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