69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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