I have demons in me.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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