No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We are two peas in an std pod
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
