We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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