Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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