YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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