I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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