Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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