What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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