Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have tasted many bathrooms
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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