We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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