Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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