coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
false alarm, still single
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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