god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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