The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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