Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize